Funkit Toys - Series 3 Small - Black
What are they? They are called a NoFrillDo
In simple terms: A No-Frills Dildo.
Simple Designs, Simple Colors, High-Quality Body Safe Silicone
NoFrillDo is the "Cup Ramen with Veggies and an Egg" of dildos. If you can afford a fancier dildo, support the creation of fancier dildos. It's worth it. If not, though? I think you should be able to buy a safe, non-toxic sex toy without worrying about rent.
What are the best features of a NoFrillDo?
NoFrillDos don't come with features. Features are expensive. Instead, they come with these:
- Every NoFrillDo has a shape causing them to occupy a set amount of space. This means they can be put in a hole, and the flared base means your doctor doesn't have to know.
- A NoFrillDo is guaranteed not to come with any guarantees. NoFrillDo promises nothing.
- NoFrillDos come in colors, making them visible to the human eye. Several of these colors are not pink.
- NoFrillDos can be cleaned with soap and water. No need for "toy cleaners". Just soap.
- NoFrillDos are cheap, so you can spend the money you saved on a nice, water-based lube of your choice.
- A NoFrillDo does not look like a penis. NoFrillDos don't look like much at all, really.
- NoFrillDos don't come with instructions. NoFrillDo trusts your ingenuity. Also, printing things is expensive.
While NoFrillDo normally comes in 3 shapes and 4 colors, these are a mystery shape and color. The possibilities include these shape and design combinations:
Series 3 Shapes:
- T: Grooved, textured cylinder. 5.2 inches insertable, 1.05 inches in diameter.
- P: Swooping curve with an added ridge on top to keep its shape. 5.3" insertable, 1" dia.
- W: Zigzagged wobble. Makes a great noise coming out of the mold, which is usually a good sign. 4.8" insertable, 1.05"diameter.
- C: Cyan.
- M: Magenta.
- Y: Yellow.
- K: black. Or Koal. whatever helps designers sleep at night.
Firmness: Shore 20A, similar to medium steak. If you press your thumb to your middle finger and squeeze the meaty thumb muscle with your other hand, it's about like that. Firm enough to hit the spots, but still squeezable.
Why are they so inexpensive?
These Dildos are considered "flops" and might come with a slight imperfection that will not affect usage. Imperfections might include: inconsistent pigmentation/coloring throughout, glimmer saturated in one area, an air bubble in the base, and/or trimming at the base not fully rounded.
Firmness: Shore 20A, similar to medium steak. If you just touch your thumb to your middle finger and squeeze the muscle with your other hand, it's about like that. Firm enough to hit the spots, but still squeezable.
The NoFrillDos have no frills. This means no modular connection to other Funkit toys, and no suction cup.
*Information provided from www.funkittoys.com